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Middle Taphouse, Cornwall

Website Audits in Middle Taphouse

Nobody in Middle Taphouse rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Middle Taphouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Middle Taphouse businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits middle taphouse"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Middle Taphouse map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Middle Taphouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Middle Taphouse

Middle Taphouse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Middle Taphouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Middle Taphouse

Merriman & Sons — Middle Taphouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 54

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.6s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Middle Taphouse: SEO

Everything below has its own Middle Taphouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Middle Taphouse bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Middle Taphouse

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Middle Taphouse town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.