Eaton Hastings, Oxfordshire
Slate Carving in Eaton Hastings
Eaton Hastings isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Eaton Hastings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eaton Hastings businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving eaton hastings"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Eaton Hastings map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eaton Hastings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Eaton Hastings
Eaton Hastings is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Eaton Hastings, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Eaton Hastings job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Eaton Hastings
Kaur & Co — Eaton Hastings. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Eaton Hastings: Services
Everything below has its own Eaton Hastings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Eaton Hastings bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Eaton Hastings
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eaton Hastings town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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