
Edge, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Edge
Edge isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Edge businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Edge businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving edge"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 245 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Edge map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Edge is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Edge
Edge is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Edge, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Edge job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Edge
Rowntree Ltd — Edge. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Edge: Services
Everything below has its own Edge page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Edge bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Edge
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Edge town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Haresfield3 km
- Slate Carving in Cockshoot3 km
- Slate Carving in Homestead3 km
- Slate Carving in Slad4 km
- Slate Carving in Oxlynch4 km
- Slate Carving in Randwick4 km
- Slate Carving in Arlebrook4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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