Egdon, Worcestershire
Beanies in Egdon
Half the Egdon search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15
What beanies looks like round here
Winter headwear branded for work or promo.
We work with Egdon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Egdon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "beanies egdon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Beanies — the Egdon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Egdon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Beanies, and a word about Egdon
You won't win Egdon on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Worcestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Egdon job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Beanies in Egdon
Bellamy Trading — Egdon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Egdon: Workwear
Everything below has its own Egdon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Beanies without the Egdon bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Beanies near Egdon
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Egdon town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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