
Eggs Tump, Gloucestershire
Maintenance in Eggs Tump
Half the Eggs Tump search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Eggs Tump businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eggs Tump businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance eggs tump"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Eggs Tump map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eggs Tump is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Eggs Tump
You won't win Eggs Tump on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Eggs Tump process.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Eggs Tump
Pemberton Bros — Eggs Tump. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 65
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Eggs Tump: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Eggs Tump page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Eggs Tump bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Eggs Tump
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eggs Tump town centre.
- Maintenance in Chase End Street1 km
- Maintenance in Playley Green2 km
- Maintenance in Camer's Green2 km
- Maintenance in Wyndbrook2 km
- Maintenance in Pendock2 km
- Maintenance in Whiteleaved Oak2 km
- Maintenance in Lowbands2 km
- Maintenance in Redmarley D’Abitot2 km
- Maintenance in White End2 km
- Maintenance in Bromsberrow3 km
- Maintenance in Rye Street3 km
- Maintenance in Bromesberrow Heath3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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