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Everything in Eggs Tump

Eggs Tump, Gloucestershire

Monthly Support in Eggs Tump

Half the Eggs Tump search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What monthly support looks like round here

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

We work with Eggs Tump businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Eggs Tump businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly support eggs tump"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Support — the Eggs Tump map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eggs Tump is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Support, and a word about Eggs Tump

You won't win Eggs Tump on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Eggs Tump are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Eggs Tump business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Support in Eggs Tump

Kowalczyk Bros — Eggs Tump. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 68

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Eggs Tump: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Eggs Tump page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Monthly Support without the Eggs Tump bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Monthly Support near Eggs Tump

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eggs Tump town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.