
Eggs Tump, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Eggs Tump
Eggs Tump isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Eggs Tump businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eggs Tump businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving eggs tump"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Eggs Tump map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eggs Tump is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Eggs Tump
Eggs Tump is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Eggs Tump, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Eggs Tump business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Eggs Tump
Bellamy Trading — Eggs Tump. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Eggs Tump: Services
Everything below has its own Eggs Tump page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Eggs Tump bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Eggs Tump
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eggs Tump town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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