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Everything in Elm Mews

Elm Mews, Perth and Kinross

Cover Photos in Elm Mews

Half the Elm Mews search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Elm Mews businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Elm Mews businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos elm mews"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Elm Mews map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Elm Mews is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Elm Mews

You won't win Elm Mews on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Perth and Kinross isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Elm Mews process.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Elm Mews

Kowalczyk Bros — Elm Mews. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 32

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Elm Mews: Social Media

Everything below has its own Elm Mews page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Elm Mews bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Elm Mews

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Elm Mews town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.