Esh, County Durham
Website Audits in Esh
Half the Esh search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Esh businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Esh businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits esh"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Esh map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Esh is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Esh
You won't win Esh on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in County Durham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Esh job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Esh
Ashworth & Daughters — Esh. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Esh: SEO
Everything below has its own Esh page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Esh bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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