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Evie, Orkney Islands

Social Media in Evie

Nobody in Evie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What social media looks like round here

Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.

We work with Evie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Evie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "social media evie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Social Media — the Evie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Evie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Social Media, and a word about Evie

Evie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Evie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Evie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Social Media in Evie

Pemberton Bros — Evie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Evie: Services

Everything below has its own Evie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Social Media without the Evie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Social Media near Evie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Evie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.