Fala, Midlothian
Website Audits in Fala
Half the Fala search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Fala businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fala businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits fala"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Fala map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fala is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Fala
You won't win Fala on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Midlothian isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fala job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Fala
Hargreaves & Daughters — Fala. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Fala: SEO
Everything below has its own Fala page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Fala bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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