
Farmington, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Farmington
Farmington isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Farmington businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Farmington businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving farmington"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Farmington map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Farmington is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Farmington
Farmington is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Farmington, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Farmington job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Farmington
Kowalczyk Bros — Farmington. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Farmington: Services
Everything below has its own Farmington page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Farmington bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Farmington
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Farmington town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Windrush6 km
- Slate Carving in Yanworth6 km
- Slate Carving in Bourton on the Water6 km
- Slate Carving in Aldsworth7 km
- Slate Carving in Fossebridge7 km
- Slate Carving in Great Rissington7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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