
Farrington Gurney, Bath and North East Somerset
Slate Carving in Farrington Gurney
Nobody in Farrington Gurney rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Farrington Gurney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Farrington Gurney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving farrington gurney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 901 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Farrington Gurney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Farrington Gurney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Farrington Gurney
Farrington Gurney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Farrington Gurney are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Farrington Gurney process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Farrington Gurney
Kaur & Co — Farrington Gurney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Farrington Gurney: Services
Everything below has its own Farrington Gurney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Farrington Gurney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Farrington Gurney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Farrington Gurney town centre.
- Slate Carving in Hallatrow2 km
- Slate Carving in Ston Easton2 km
- Slate Carving in Paulton2 km
- Slate Carving in Thicket Mead3 km
- Slate Carving in Temple Cloud3 km
- Slate Carving in Monger3 km
- Slate Carving in Cameley3 km
- Slate Carving in Hayes Park3 km
- Slate Carving in High Littleton3 km
- Slate Carving in Providence Place3 km
- Slate Carving in Withy Mills3 km
- Slate Carving in Rotcombe3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


