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Fern, Angus

Email Copy in Fern

Fern isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fern businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy fern"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Fern map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Fern

Fern is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Fern. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Fern, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Fern

Kowalczyk Bros — Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 51

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Fern: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Email Copy without the Fern bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Fern

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fern town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.