
Fern, Angus
Press Releases in Fern
Fern isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fern businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases fern"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Fern map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Fern
Fern is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Fern. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Fern, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Fern business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Fern
Braithwaite Group — Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Fern: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Fern bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fern town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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