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Everything in Fern

Fern, Angus

Profile Images in Fern

Fern isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What profile images looks like round here

Circular avatars and logos that read clearly at small sizes.

We work with Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fern businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "profile images fern"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Profile Images — the Fern map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Profile Images, and a word about Fern

Fern is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Fern. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Fern, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fern process.

Real-world example

Example: Profile Images in Fern

Okafor Ltd — Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 60

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.7s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Fern: Social Media

Everything below has its own Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Profile Images without the Fern bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Profile Images near Fern

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fern town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.