Fetlar, Shetland Islands
Business Cards in Fetlar
Half the Fetlar search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Fetlar businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fetlar businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards fetlar"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Fetlar map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fetlar is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Fetlar
You won't win Fetlar on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fetlar process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Fetlar
Delaney Group — Fetlar. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Fetlar: Print Design
Everything below has its own Fetlar page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Fetlar bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Fetlar
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fetlar town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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