Funzie, Shetland Islands
Business Cards in Funzie
Nobody in Funzie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Funzie
Ashworth & Daughters — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 41
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Funzie: Print Design
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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- Business Cards in Gutcher15 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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