Funzie, Shetland Islands
Price Lists in Funzie
Half the Funzie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100
What price lists looks like round here
Clean layouts for services, products and treatments.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "price lists funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Price Lists — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Price Lists, and a word about Funzie
You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.
Real-world example
Example: Price Lists in Funzie
Bellamy Trading — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Funzie: Print Design
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Price Lists without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Price Lists near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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