Funzie, Shetland Islands
Menus in Funzie
Nobody in Funzie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
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What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Funzie
Pemberton Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Funzie: Print Design
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Menus near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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