
Fetlar, Shetland Islands
House Signs in Fetlar
Fetlar isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Fetlar businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fetlar businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs fetlar"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Fetlar map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fetlar is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Fetlar
Fetlar is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Fetlar, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fetlar job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Fetlar
Bellamy Trading — Fetlar. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 72
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Fetlar: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Fetlar page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Fetlar bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Fetlar
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fetlar town centre.
- House Signs in Herranext door
- House Signs in Houbie2 km
- House Signs in Brough Lodge3 km
- House Signs in Funzie6 km
- House Signs in North Sandwick8 km
- House Signs in Ramnageo9 km
- House Signs in Aywick9 km
- House Signs in Camb9 km
- House Signs in Cunnister9 km
- House Signs in Mid Yell9 km
- House Signs in Clivocast9 km
- House Signs in Gutcher9 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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