
Fig Street, Kent
Website Audits in Fig Street
Half the Fig Street search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Fig Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fig Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits fig street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Fig Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fig Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Fig Street
You won't win Fig Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fig Street process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Fig Street
Nowak Services — Fig Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Fig Street: SEO
Everything below has its own Fig Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Fig Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Fig Street
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fig Street town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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