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Five Acres, Gloucestershire

Monthly Social Content in Five Acres

Half the Five Acres search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200/mo

What monthly social content looks like round here

A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.

We work with Five Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Five Acres businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly social content five acres"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Social Content — the Five Acres map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Social Content, and a word about Five Acres

You won't win Five Acres on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Five Acres process.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Social Content in Five Acres

Hargreaves & Daughters — Five Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 62

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.5s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Five Acres: Social Media

Everything below has its own Five Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Monthly Social Content without the Five Acres bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Monthly Social Content near Five Acres

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Acres town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.