
Five Ashes, East Sussex
Cover Photos in Five Ashes
Your competitors in Five Ashes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with Five Ashes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Ashes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos five ashes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the Five Ashes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Ashes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about Five Ashes
You won't win Five Ashes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Five Ashes business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in Five Ashes
Hargreaves & Daughters — Five Ashes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Five Ashes: Social Media
Everything below has its own Five Ashes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the Five Ashes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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