Five Lanes, Monmouthshire
Social Media Graphics in Five Lanes
Half the Five Lanes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Five Lanes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Lanes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics five lanes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Five Lanes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Lanes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Five Lanes
You won't win Five Lanes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Lanes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Five Lanes
Merriman & Sons — Five Lanes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Five Lanes: Social Media
Everything below has its own Five Lanes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Five Lanes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Five Lanes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Lanes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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