Five Wents, Kent
Social Media Graphics in Five Wents
Half the Five Wents search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Five Wents businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Wents businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics five wents"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Five Wents map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Wents is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Five Wents
You won't win Five Wents on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Five Wents job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Five Wents
Whitlock & Co — Five Wents. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Five Wents: Social Media
Everything below has its own Five Wents page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Five Wents bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Five Wents
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Five Wents town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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