Five Wents, Kent
Website Audits in Five Wents
Half the Five Wents search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Five Wents businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Five Wents businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits five wents"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Five Wents map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Five Wents is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Five Wents
You won't win Five Wents on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Five Wents. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Five Wents business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Five Wents
Merriman & Sons — Five Wents. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Five Wents: SEO
Everything below has its own Five Wents page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Five Wents bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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