
Fodderty, Highland
Slate Carving in Fodderty
Fodderty isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Fodderty businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fodderty businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving fodderty"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Fodderty map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fodderty is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Fodderty
Fodderty is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Fodderty, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fodderty process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Fodderty
Pemberton Bros — Fodderty. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Fodderty: Services
Everything below has its own Fodderty page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Fodderty bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Fodderty
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fodderty town centre.
- Slate Carving in Knockfarrel1 km
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- Slate Carving in Auchterneed2 km
- Slate Carving in Bottacks2 km
- Slate Carving in Ussie2 km
- Slate Carving in Leidchruich3 km
- Slate Carving in Strathpeffer4 km
- Slate Carving in Dingwall4 km
- Slate Carving in Maryburgh4 km
- Slate Carving in Coulwood4 km
- Slate Carving in Conon Bridge5 km
- Slate Carving in Easter Urray6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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