07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in Folly

Folly, Gateshead

Business Process Automation in Folly

Half the Folly search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £399

What business process automation looks like round here

Streamline the repetitive tasks that slow your business down.

We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Business Process Automation

Why Folly businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "business process automation folly"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Business Process Automation — the Folly map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Business Process Automation, and a word about Folly

You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Folly job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Business Process Automation in Folly

Hargreaves & Daughters — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 41

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Folly: AI & Automation

Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI Appointment BookingAI ChatbotsAI Content CreationAI Customer SupportAI Quote SystemsCRM IntegrationEmail AutomationSMS AutomationWorkflow AutomationBusiness Websites

Business Process Automation without the Folly bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All ai & automation
More ai & automation

AI Appointment Booking

Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.

from £399More ai & automation

AI Chatbots

Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.

from £249More ai & automation

AI Content Creation

Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.

from £100/page

Business Process Automation near Folly

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Folly town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.