Folly, Gateshead
Website Audits in Folly
Your competitors in Folly are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Folly
You won't win Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Folly job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Folly
Ashworth & Daughters — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Folly: SEO
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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