
Folly, Gateshead
YouTube Branding in Folly
Folly isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What youtube branding looks like round here
Banner, thumbnails and channel layout that looks professional.
We work with Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "youtube branding folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
YouTube Branding — the Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
YouTube Branding, and a word about Folly
Folly is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Folly, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Folly business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: YouTube Branding in Folly
Merriman & Sons — Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Folly: Social Media
Everything below has its own Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
YouTube Branding without the Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


