Footdee, Aberdeen City
Slate Carving in Footdee
Your competitors in Footdee are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Footdee businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Footdee businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving footdee"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Footdee map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Footdee is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Footdee
You won't win Footdee on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Footdee business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Footdee
Pemberton Bros — Footdee. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Footdee: Services
Everything below has its own Footdee page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Footdee bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Footdee
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Footdee town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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