Forthay, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Forthay
Forthay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Forthay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Forthay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving forthay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Forthay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Forthay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Forthay
Forthay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Forthay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Forthay process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Forthay
Ashworth & Daughters — Forthay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Forthay: Services
Everything below has its own Forthay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Forthay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Forthay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Forthay town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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