Fourpenny, Highland
Slate Carving in Fourpenny
Your competitors in Fourpenny are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Fourpenny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fourpenny businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving fourpenny"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Fourpenny map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fourpenny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Fourpenny
You won't win Fourpenny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fourpenny process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Fourpenny
Rowntree Ltd — Fourpenny. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Fourpenny: Services
Everything below has its own Fourpenny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Fourpenny bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Fourpenny
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fourpenny town centre.
- Slate Carving in Coulnext door
- Slate Carving in Skelbo Streetnext door
- Slate Carving in Skelbo Muirnext door
- Slate Carving in Skelbo1 km
- Slate Carving in Littleferry2 km
- Slate Carving in Embo2 km
- Slate Carving in Poles2 km
- Slate Carving in Embo Street3 km
- Slate Carving in Achavandra Muir3 km
- Slate Carving in Pilburdy3 km
- Slate Carving in Proncy3 km
- Slate Carving in Badninish4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm