Frank Hill, Borough of Oldham
Slate Carving in Frank Hill
Your competitors in Frank Hill are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Frank Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Frank Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving frank hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Frank Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Frank Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Frank Hill
You won't win Frank Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Frank Hill business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Frank Hill
Prendergast Trading — Frank Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Frank Hill: Services
Everything below has its own Frank Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Frank Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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