
Frankley, Worcestershire
Slate Carving in Frankley
Half the Frankley search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Frankley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Frankley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving frankley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Frankley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Frankley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Frankley
You won't win Frankley on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Worcestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Frankley business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Frankley
Rowntree Ltd — Frankley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Frankley: Services
Everything below has its own Frankley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Frankley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Frankley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Frankley town centre.
- Slate Carving in Kitwell2 km
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- Slate Carving in Longbridge2 km
- Slate Carving in Rubery2 km
- Slate Carving in Northfield2 km
- Slate Carving in Illey3 km
- Slate Carving in Turves Green3 km
- Slate Carving in Woodgate Valley3 km
- Slate Carving in Weoley Castle3 km
- Slate Carving in West Heath4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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