
Friars Goose, Gateshead
Email Copy in Friars Goose
Friars Goose isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Friars Goose businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Friars Goose businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy friars goose"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Friars Goose map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Friars Goose is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Friars Goose
Friars Goose is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Friars Goose. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Friars Goose, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Friars Goose process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Friars Goose
Whitlock & Co — Friars Goose. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Friars Goose: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Friars Goose page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Friars Goose bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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