St Anthony's, Newcastle upon Tyne
Email Copy in St Anthony's
Your competitors in St Anthony's are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with St Anthony's businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why St Anthony's businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy st anthony's"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the St Anthony's map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where St Anthony's is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about St Anthony's
You won't win St Anthony's on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your St Anthony's business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in St Anthony's
Kowalczyk Bros — St Anthony's. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 27
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in St Anthony's: Content Creation
Everything below has its own St Anthony's page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the St Anthony's bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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