
Funzie, Shetland Islands
Branding & Design in Funzie
Nobody in Funzie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Funzie
Pemberton Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Funzie: Services
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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- Branding & Design in Clivocast12 km
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- Branding & Design in Gutcher15 km
- Branding & Design in Cunnister15 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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