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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Business Growth in Funzie

Nobody in Funzie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What business growth looks like round here

Packages and advice for businesses that want to grow without the bullshit.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "business growth funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Business Growth — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Business Growth, and a word about Funzie

Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.

Real-world example

Example: Business Growth in Funzie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 56

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Funzie: Services

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & DisplaysSlate Carving

Business Growth without the Funzie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Business Consultancy

Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.

from £99/hrMore business growth

Competitor Analysis

See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.

from £300More business growth

Digital Transformation

Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.

from £1,500

Business Growth near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.