Funzie, Shetland Islands
QR Code Slate Signs in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £90
What qr code slate signs looks like round here
Slate signs with carved or printed QR codes for menus and info.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "qr code slate signs funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
QR Code Slate Signs — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
QR Code Slate Signs, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Funzie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: QR Code Slate Signs in Funzie
Pemberton Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Funzie: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
QR Code Slate Signs without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
QR Code Slate Signs near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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