Funzie, Shetland Islands
Memorial Plaques in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100
What memorial plaques looks like round here
Respectful, lasting memorials crafted in slate.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "memorial plaques funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Memorial Plaques — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Memorial Plaques, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Memorial Plaques in Funzie
Pemberton Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Funzie: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Memorial Plaques without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Memorial Plaques near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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