Funzie, Shetland Islands
Pub Signs in Funzie
Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Funzie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs funzie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Funzie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Funzie
Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Funzie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Funzie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Funzie
Okafor Ltd — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Funzie: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Funzie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Funzie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.
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- Pub Signs in Muness11 km
- Pub Signs in Clivocast12 km
- Pub Signs in Uyeasound13 km
- Pub Signs in North Sandwick13 km
- Pub Signs in Aywick13 km
- Pub Signs in Gutcher15 km
- Pub Signs in Cunnister15 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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