Gardie, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Gardie
Half the Gardie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Gardie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gardie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media gardie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Gardie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gardie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Gardie
You won't win Gardie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Gardie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gardie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Gardie
Pemberton Bros — Gardie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gardie: Services
Everything below has its own Gardie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Gardie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Gardie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gardie town centre.
- Social Media in Mid Yellnext door
- Social Media in Camb1 km
- Social Media in Aywick5 km
- Social Media in Cunnister6 km
- Social Media in Colvister6 km
- Social Media in Sellafirth7 km
- Social Media in West Sandwick7 km
- Social Media in North Sandwick7 km
- Social Media in Brough Lodge7 km
- Social Media in Dalsetter7 km
- Social Media in Gossabrough8 km
- Social Media in Gutcher8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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