
Gatlas, Newport
Social Media in Gatlas
Half the Gatlas search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Gatlas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gatlas businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media gatlas"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Gatlas map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gatlas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Gatlas
You won't win Gatlas on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gatlas job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Gatlas
Pemberton Bros — Gatlas. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 35
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gatlas: Services
Everything below has its own Gatlas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Gatlas bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Gatlas
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gatlas town centre.
- Social Media in Ponthir2 km
- Social Media in Caerleon2 km
- Social Media in Llanfrechfa3 km
- Social Media in Llandegveth3 km
- Social Media in Llanddewi Fach3 km
- Social Media in Coldra3 km
- Social Media in Llantarnam4 km
- Social Media in Kemeys Inferior4 km
- Social Media in Croes-y-mwyalch4 km
- Social Media in Lawrence Hill4 km
- Social Media in Ton4 km
- Social Media in Coed-y-caerau4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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