
Gelligaer, Caerphilly County Borough
Slate Carving in Gelligaer
Half the Gelligaer search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Gelligaer businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gelligaer businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving gelligaer"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 17,376 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Gelligaer map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gelligaer is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Gelligaer
With around 17,376 people, Gelligaer isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gelligaer job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Gelligaer
Okafor Ltd — Gelligaer. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 65
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gelligaer: Services
Everything below has its own Gelligaer page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Gelligaer bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gelligaer town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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