07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in Gethsemane

Gethsemane, Pembrokeshire

Pub Signs in Gethsemane

Nobody in Gethsemane rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What pub signs looks like round here

Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.

We work with Gethsemane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Pub Signs

Why Gethsemane businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "pub signs gethsemane"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Pub Signs — the Gethsemane map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gethsemane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Pub Signs, and a word about Gethsemane

Gethsemane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Pembrokeshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gethsemane job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Pub Signs in Gethsemane

Pemberton Bros — Gethsemane. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 58

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Gethsemane: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Gethsemane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial Plaques

Pub Signs without the Gethsemane bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Pub Signs near Gethsemane

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gethsemane town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.