
Goats, Borough of Oldham
AI Chatbots in Goats
Goats isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £249
What ai chatbots looks like round here
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
We work with Goats businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Goats businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai chatbots goats"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI Chatbots — the Goats map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Goats is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI Chatbots, and a word about Goats
Goats is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Goats, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Goats business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: AI Chatbots in Goats
Duffy & Sons — Goats. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Goats: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Goats page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI Chatbots without the Goats bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
from £100/pageMore ai & automationAI Customer Support
Handle routine support queries without hiring a call centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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