Goats, Borough of Oldham
Email Copy in Goats
Your competitors in Goats are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Goats businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Goats businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy goats"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Goats map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Goats is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Goats
You won't win Goats on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Goats business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Goats
Pemberton Bros — Goats. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 20
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Goats: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Goats page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Goats bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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