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Goats, Borough of Oldham

Press Releases in Goats

Half the Goats search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What press releases looks like round here

Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.

We work with Goats businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Goats businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "press releases goats"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Press Releases — the Goats map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Goats is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Press Releases, and a word about Goats

You won't win Goats on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Goats process.

Real-world example

Example: Press Releases in Goats

Hargreaves & Daughters — Goats. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 66

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Goats: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Goats page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesEmail CopyFAQ PagesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Press Releases without the Goats bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Press Releases near Goats

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Goats town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.